They're young...kids these days are young!
Yes, I did utter this idiotic statement during the long drive back to Covenant after a relaxing weekend with the Ghetto boys. We'd been stuck behind this car full of what appeared to be middle schoolers, the oldest of which was driving (he could not have been a day over 13). One of them decides to break the ice by giving her seatmate a lapdance while the rest of them looked back at us and waited for a response. Not to be outdone I decided to give them something to think about. As we passed them I shared my immense rear with them...yes it was unclothed and in all its glory. After we stopped laughing our faces off I continued to make a fool of myself by uttering the above statement. In retrospect my statement could just as easily have been used to describe my level of maturity. I may be getting old but I still pride myself in my ability to appear young.
